Bip0lar-bear

Jade. 19. Scotland. Nurse in the making. Destined to be single forever :(

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

(via pizza)

I have a broken nose and 2 black eyes. Why? Because I was in the shower and tried to shake dry like a dog and fell.

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via guy)

It seems being single and fucking about is the best thing for it.